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My latest book, All Men Are Cremated Equal: My 77 Blind Dates, 
is a laugh-out-loud memoir that captures the experience of being a single, female mortician who is fast approaching 40, still longing to find The One. Freshly on the rebound, I make a list of the ten qualities I am looking for in a man and forwarded the list to her vast social network. Then I venture on 77 blind dates, letting friends act as matchmakers for one seriously lugubrious year.
To purchase All Men Are Cremated Equal: My 77 Blind Dates
Huffington Post says:
"Move over The Rules – this is the new single girl’s bible! Elizabeth is a woman who knows what she wants and is not willing to compromise for the sake of love, as so many women do. She would not let anyone persuade her from the fact that she deserved to be happy with a man that was worthy of her. How often do you hear women say that only to compromise themselves in the end, finding themselves in any unhappy marriage?"
AOL says:
"Tired of being single and on the dating scene? Read this book and know you do not have to rest until you get the man you deserve. Married to a wonderful man already? This book is a hilarious reminder of your former dating life and that you should not take your man for granted -- luxuriate in your stable relationship."
My second memoir, The Green Reaper, is currently in pre-production with a release date of 2013.